Inside the Boleyn 2020

January 3rd 2020

Welcome back to the Boleyn Workshop and a Happy New Year to any regular readers and those who have dropped in randomly in search of some maroon or Post Office Red enlightenment. I am hoping to post more regularly this year and perhaps even to finish some of those projects that are lurking relentlessly in the steel cabinets of my increasingly delapidated workshop, the once mighty Boleyn.  And the new decade arrives with an absolute smasher in the form of a very well preserved Coronet International Woodworker owned by Paul from High Wycombe who is kindly sending in topless and other intimate colour photos like the one below.  These photos and accompanying text are now up on the site on this page funnily enough.  Coronet International Woodworker
 Jan 8th.

Blimey it seems that I've posted more already this year than in the entire last one.  The old black dog has had an almighty size ten in the gonads and is limping off around the corner out of sight.  Changes are afoot in the Boleyn.  The half of the workshop with the woodburner has had several incarnations.  From 2005 it has been in turn a general office and executive sports lounge for the 2010 World Cup from South Africa, centre of excellence for the training of AC and biscuit store, anger management centre and minor den of iniquity.  The time has come for it to return to a sports lounge for my bi-weekly crib games which are a keenly contested event fuelled by haddock and chips and pots of tea.  The odd lardy cake also makes a guest appearance.  As me and my mate are advancing into later middle age the need for greater comfort has arisen, warmth being a priority.  My proposed and seconded by myself plan involves the removal of all benches and worktops for retrofitting in the other half of the workshop in order to make room for two chairs and the old WSM sewing machine frame which I am going to convert into a mobile card table.  Steps have already been taken to install three metal cabinets for stereo containment and machine parts and tool storage which has worked really well.  The workbenches have been removed and are now taking up all the space in the other half.  I can't even get to the kettle.
As I am running short of space in my website I have deleted some pages to make room for the expansion of others.  To upgrade for more space would mean spending money and I do not want to sell advertising space here to raise  funds.  I have had enough of advertising.  It is everywhere. From football matches to online videos we are saturated with it these days and it puts me off reading anything that has it attached.

Jan 22nd

The winds that blew across the South of England recently had the cheek to lift up two of the Boleyns roof panels along with the fixing bolts.  Water then entered and ruined part of the ceiling.  Luckily my Nepalese mate Sunil was visiting last week so I sent him up a ladder and onto the roof to fix it.  It was a doddle for someone who is a licensed  Himalayan trekking guide for up to 2300 metres and what's more he didn't stop for dal bhat once.  We saved that until lunchtime.  The bolts were easily ratcheted down again to make the workshop watertight once more.   Refurbishment plans have been delayed though.  AC's brother RC came up for workshop Tuesday evening after the Christmas shutdown and I enlisted him to do a temporary repair on the ceiling in between cups of tea and talk of Warhammer.  Ninety minutes of it.
During my correspondence with Paul of Coronet International fame it transpired that he had a rare sales brochure for the machine.  He has very kindly sent two high resolution photos and twelve individual scans of it which are posted up on the International page.  Many thanks Paul for the great addition to the site.  Another thing Paul sent me was a link to a youtube video and what a treat it was.  It is an original Coronet Tool Co demonstration cine film in colour but with no sound.  It seems as though someone is playing it onto a screen and filming it with a mobile phone simultaneously and to be fair it works well.  The man performing the demo is the one from the official catalogue and he does an excellent job in showing off all the attachments.  What a treat to see the Major with it's shiny steel and bright paint not to mention the demonstrator's official Coronet Tool Co jacket/apron.  Follow the link below and feast your eyes.
Thanks again Paul.

Feb 10th

It’s not often that I get an email via the website that isn’t from a family member (yes thanks mum) but it does happen.  It’s even less often that said email comes from someone who is within visiting distance but it happened last week.  I got an email from Kevin Cook who resides in Okeford Fitzpaine which is a village less than ten miles from me as the cow flies.  He informed me that he had a majorette in his workshop.  Now for those of you about to alert the police to a kidnapped cheerleader being held hostage in a rural outbuilding you really should know that this is not that kind of majorette.  For this is a Majorette with a capital M.  The not so little sister of the Coronet Major that has not allowed herself to be gender stereotyped by the lathe designing patriarchy.  The only difference between the two siblings is the size of the bed bar and as we all know, size doesn’t count.  Kevin's machine is used regularly and is kept in good condition.  Pictures are posted here Coronet Majorette.  Thanks for the tea and opportunity to view your machine and record for Boleyn Workshop posterity.

Refurbishment of the Boleyn Sports lounge is coming on well.  With the help of RC the repainting is 90% finished, some rewiring was undertaken without burning the place down and the ceiling patched up until it can be replaced later in the year.  It should be complete for the home leg of the Winter crib league next week.

Feb 14th

Coronets are red
Post '76 are blue
I love my machine
and so do you

Feb 19th

There's a new MILF in town..

The official opening of the Boleyn Sports Lounge has been postponed due to the request for a winter break.  Speaking of which it has been nice not to have my Saturday afternoons ruined for a couple of weeks.  However as the Hammers travel to Man City tonight I'm wondering if we will be playing each other in the Championship (real football) league next season.
March 10th

Two more MILFS added to the MILFS page after a Nile cruise and one of them is really dirty.  We came back to find the country has gone mad in our absence.  Apparently there is no toilet roll or hand sanistiser in the supermarkets.  Did no one ever wash their hands after going to the toilet before this coronavirus malarkey?  I'm wondering if Swarfega works as I have several large tubs of that. 

Tomorrow evening sees the opening of the Boleyn Sports Lounge and am hoping for a home win and the return of the coveted trophy.  And later this week sees the start on the rest of the workshop and a belated return to some machine restoration.  But don't hold me to it as just when I thought I had all the tools I needed my younger brother rocks up with the tools I inherited from my elder brother two years ago.  As they are largely steel erectors and metalworking tools they will almost certainly be off to Workaid and TFSR.

March 11th

Despite it being the opening night of the Boleyn Sports Lounge I can report that last nights game ended up with me being on the wrong side of a right hammering.  I felt like my workshop ceiling, whitewashed.  I will be seeking revenge at the away fixture in Marnhull in a fortnights time.

I am so despondent about my football team that whenever I see the words Covid 19 I expect to see West Ham nil after it.

It's the time of year when people are venturing out to the sheds and workshops again unless they never left them that is.  Enquiries for the manual pdf have been coming in as well as new Coronet owners introducing themselves which is always nice.  I really must pull my finger out and find another local printer to do the paper copies.

I can report that Swarfega is no replacement for toilet paper.  I feel like I may have.. oh never mind.


I am appealing or at least I like to think so.  No really I am appealing for readers and Coronet owners to send in pictures of their machine or machines to be included in Readers Machines 2020.  Any machine, any condition, any colour.  Major, Majorette, Minor, Minorette, International, Consort, Elf, Imp, Sovereign, Capitol or any combination.  What could be better than showing off your Coronet on the Boleyn Workshop website?  Your children and grandchildren will be amazed.  Your missus or mister might even feign brief interest before returning to a riveting episode of some Aussie soap.  Who am I kidding of course they won’t but they will be the ones missing out.

The latest pics to arrive came from Becky who bought a Coronet Minor with a good selection of attachments.  I must point out that these are only 'for the record' photos and not official restoration ones.  Please follow the link below. 
Thanks Becky, good luck with the project and looking forward to seeing your machine as it progresses.

And as if by magic some Coronet photos appear..this time from Geoff Newman in Falmouth.  Thanks Geoff for your contribution and I look forward to receiving some more as things progress.  Link: Yet More Readers Machines

March 20th

Anyone with a workshop or shed will have long recognised the value of self distancing or self isolation.  In fact it can become a way of life but it’s all about choice and when it is enforced upon you then it is annoying.  No more Tuesday evening workshop sessions for RC and even the biweekly cribbage league has been postponed indefinitely.  And I don’t currently hold the trophy which is going to reside in Marnhull until play can be resumed not that I’m bitter of course.  Not much anyway.  But on the positive side there is nothing to stop me hitting into that pile of Post Office red machinery ahem ahem.  Nothing apart from about three yards deep of assorted boxes of tools and furniture that sits between me and the workbench which if I remember correctly has yet to be secured to the end wall.  But I am committed or at least I ought to be.  Check back here for progress.

March 27th

Day 5 of lockdown.  Now for those of you who think I keep making this stuff up see the pic below for that pile of red machinery.  Then see the picture below that for the arse end of my workshop which is hidden behind three yards of assorted valuable possesssions.
Now what about that bench?  Seek and ye shall find.
Yes the new workbench arrangement is still there and yes again, it still isn't secured to the wall but at least I can see it.  What needs to happen next is that all the machinery from the cabinet needs to move onto that bench so I can see what I have exactly.  Then I need to empty all the Post Office red bits from the five trays on top of the cabinet on to the bench and then add all the red bits in the three storage bins from above the window and finally drag out the crate from under the workbench on the left and only then can I actually think about putting a machine together.  I need to do an inventory but I'm not convinced I'm an inventory type of person.  I think I need to set myself a challenge.  The challenge is to get one complete Minorette up together by the end of lockdown.

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